They're not just whistling Dixie

Because I'm in a deep hole here and I can't seem to function ... a stolen meme from Sweetney ...

Google "[your name] needs" and see what comes up.

Sharon needs to make a move now ...
Sharon Needs to Be Told to Stop Shooting and Start Talking ...
Sharon needs to understand how to work with the opposition ...
Sharon needs understanding parent(s) who are sensitive to inner conflicts with wanting to belong and feeling an overwhelming sadness about never actually achieving that ... (umm, wow)
Sharon needs to do someting very simple that would have a profound meaning worldwide ...
Sharon needs no excuses to move quickly...
Sharon needs the conflict in order to avoid talking about peace...
Sharon needs to look into some prescription drugs ...
Sharon needs to back off a bit and stop overscheduling her daughter ...
Sharon needs an excuse to organize and execute another bloodbath ...
Sharon needs more time to try to stage a comeback...
Sharon needs someone who is more mature than Nick ...
Sharon needs 17 months to get ready to withdraw ...
Sharon needs desperately to calm the situation ...
Sharon needs to go very carefully ...
Sharon needs to divert attention ...
Sharon needs a real man ...
Sharon needs to take responsibility for what she did ...
Sharon needs to be on a regular fertilizer schedule ...!!
Sharon needs to be touched by an angel ...
Sharon needs to see calm restored ...
Sharon needs a general anaesthetic to have the foreign body removed. ...
Sharon needs to a kill bunch of you ...
Sharon needs the violence ...
Sharon needs a makeover ...
Sharon needs to regain control ...
Sharon needs something to hang on to ...
Sharon needs to express herself ...
Sharon Needs Sympathy. ...
Sharon needs to be hopeful ...
Sharon needs help. ...
Sharon needs to go ...

*10/15/05 - umm, yeah ... unfortunately, whenever I googled my first name, I got a lot of Ariel Sharon returns. *sigh* I decided to go back and try again and now I've added to this list by delving even deeper into google, 19 or 20 pages in. That's where the real Sharons can be found. I also realized today that with Wordwhores gone, I'm no longer the top return for my full name, either. Seems the Interweb has a very short memory. I guess I should be thankful. I'm more anonymous this way. It'll just take a while to build this site up like Absolute Blog was. *'nother sigh**