I couldn't be more proud

GIRL:  Aww, Iggy is all fuzzy faced, look!  (shoves large cat in my face)

ME:  Eww, he just farted, get his stink away from me.

GIRL:  That's just his "Hi-I-just-woke-up-play-with-me fart."

ME:   Oh really?

GIRL: Yes, I can read his farts. I'm a Fart Whisperer.